I Don't Swing That Way
I'm just minding my own business today, laying in the warmth and all of the sudden NotSo comes over and climbs on my back. I thought, "Okay, he wants to wrestle," but he was SO MOUNTING ME! He got a grip on my neck before I started to try and get him off. Then Kim came over and chased him away.
I'm no longer top cat. The era of my being in charge has ended because of age and infirmity.