"Girl Scouts" Ain't for the Faint of Heart
The eldest human offspring in the house is something called a "Brownie Girl Scout." I've written about them before and how they just don't leave me alone when there's a group of them here.
This past Friday was no exception. Because of some kind of festival or something, all these little female mini-humans were running around the house and making things. At one point Jasper ended up with streaks of glitter in his fur, which still haven't come out, yet. The older humans kept asking us to go upstairs, but it's MY HOUSE DAMMIT! I should be able to go anywhere I want without fear of being laid, kissed, or petted with slimy-sticky little girl fingers.
As part of the meeting, there were some of the mini-human's mothers in Ed's kitchen making something called "Sushi". There was something that smelled wonderful and they wouldn't give us any. They kept saying that there was no fish, that we were smelling something called "seaweed wrappers", but it sure smelled fishy to us. They tried to give us a carrot, which Jasper snatched up, but for the most part there was nothing that we could eat.
The worst part was that just like the other times these kids were over, Ed and Kim didn't pass ANYTHING past us Cats to get our approval.