A PSA for all Cats out there ...

Cats,

Please do not assume that when you see a human's bowl of food, that it'll be ice cream or some similar treat. What may taste good going down, may not have the best feeling coming out (if you get my drift.) Case in point: Chili. Do NOT eat chili by any means, especially if you go through the trouble to sneak onto a counter to get to it. It's just not worth the hassle and possible jail time.

And my humans wonder why I butt scoot sometimes.