You Will Be Assimilated
A PSA for you humans reading this ...
Didya ever notice that when someone comes in your house/apartment that professes to "not like" or "is afraid of" Cats, how we'll automatically swarm that person? Didya think that we do it on purpose?
If someone comes into our home, they WILL like us, or they will be driven stark, raving, MAD!!!
This has been an announcement of the CATS Network ... you will now be returned to your regular programming.
Yeah, I know...I got nothing. I'll do better next time.