Games Cats Play, part 2: Brown Bottom Boogie

This is a solitare-type game we cats play, since we can't use toilet paper.

Playing Field: Any carpeted floor ... the better the carpet, the more points

Game Play: Play begins after completing a particularly sticky dump. Player races around the house/apartment until finding the perfect area of carpet. Player drops butt to floor, puts hind paws behind ears and scoots around.

Points are awarded for:

• length of streaks left on the playing field


• cost of carpeting (my humans, Ed and Kim placed cheap carpet near the litter boxes for me. Nope, I like the stuff in the rest of the house.)


• amount of human foot traffic in playing field (the more people who walk by, the better)


• difficulty of removing streak from playing field

Points are deducted if chunks are left since those are easier to clean.

Player wins if they complete wiping butt before human can grab them.

Player will lose instantly regardless of point total should the human grab them and wipe their butt with a baby wipe. (Oh the horror.)