Games Cats Play, part 1: Barf Wars

Playing Field: Any Floor in the house.
Safe base: sink, tub, paper or outdoors.

Player A: Cat with upset tummy

Player B: Human

Game Play: Player A starts match by very loudly announcing the need to yak up a hairball or other such stomach contents. Player B's objective is protecting the playing field by sliding something under Player A as barf comes up or by moving Player A to safe base. Player A objective is to barf on the floor.

Player A Proposed Game Strategy: Do the "Hurka-Hurka-Hurka" sound while moving backwards, thereby creating a moving target. As human slides paper under, at last moment turn head to get it past the paper. Extra points for multiple points of puke contact. Hitting the furniture will also bring bonus points for Player A, but will probably be more fiercely guarded by Player B. The true pro can power-puke at will.

Player B Proposed Game Strategy: Grab Player A and hold over safe base. Massive point deduction for allowing Player A to barf in transit to safe base maximizing Player A's coverage.

Game is over when Player A is feeling better or banished from playing field